“A true friend knows all your embarrassing stories and still agrees to be seen with you in public.”
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FriendshipFunny
Humor Quotes
200 FAMOUS QUOTES · HUMOR
Humor Quotes
Read the best humor quotes on laughter, wit and seeing the funny side of life from Mark Twain, Chesterton, Shaw, Shakespeare, Lewis Carroll and more.
“Friends are the family we choose, mostly because they bring snacks.”
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FriendshipFood
“My best friend and I don't need to talk. We just look at each other and laugh at the same thing.”
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Best FriendsLaughter
“Good friends help you move house. Great friends help you eat the pizza afterwards.”
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FriendshipFood
“We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which of us is the bad influence.”
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Best FriendsFunny
“A friend is someone who reminds you of your diet while sharing their dessert with you.”
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FriendshipDiet
“Friendship is when "five minutes away" actually means thirty minutes away.”
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FriendshipBeing Late
“My friends and I plan trips that never happen, and we enjoy every minute of the planning.”
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FriendshipTravel
“Real friends don't let you do silly things alone.”
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FriendshipAdventure
“Every friend group has one person who is always hungry and one who is always late.”
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FriendshipFunny
“Old friends are like old jeans: comfortable, reliable and slightly faded.”
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Old FriendsFunny
“A friend in need is a friend who wants your phone charger.”
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FriendshipTechnology
“I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
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FoodDiet
“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.”
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DessertShort Quotes
“My cooking is so good that even the smoke alarm cheers me on.”
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CookingFunny
“There is no problem that a plate of hot samosas cannot make smaller.”
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SnacksComfort Food
“I followed the recipe exactly. The recipe did not follow me back.”
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CookingFunny
“Tea is not a drink. It's a hug in a cup.”
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TeaComfort
“I only eat healthy food on days that end in "tomorrow."
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Healthy EatingProcrastination
“Biryani is not a dish. It's an emotion with rice.”
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BiryaniFood Lovers
“The fridge light is my midnight therapist.”
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Late Night SnacksFunny
“Calories don't count on birthdays, holidays or days with a "y" in them.”
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CaloriesFunny
“If you think the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, you're aiming a little low, but it works.”
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LoveFood
“Chocolate doesn't ask questions. Chocolate understands.”
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ChocolateComfort
“Mum's leftovers taste better than most restaurant meals, and she knows it.”
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MotherHome Cooking