“The fastest a student ever moves is when the bell rings for lunch.”
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Humor Quotes
200 FAMOUS QUOTES · HUMOR
Humor Quotes
Read the best humor quotes on laughter, wit and seeing the funny side of life from Mark Twain, Chesterton, Shaw, Shakespeare, Lewis Carroll and more.
“Homework is just schoolwork that followed me home without permission.”
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“I didn't fail the test. I just found a hundred ways to get the wrong answer.”
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ExamsSelf Humour
“Every class has one student who reminds the teacher about homework, and everyone else remembers it forever.”
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ClassmatesSchool
“The real school subject I mastered was waiting for the holidays.”
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HolidaysStudents
“Running on caffeine and good intentions.”
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CaptionsCoffee
“Professional overthinker. Amateur everything else.”
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CaptionsSelf Humour
“Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear pyjamas all day.”
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CaptionsComfort
“My hobbies include eating and thinking about eating.”
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CaptionsFood
“I'm not short. I'm concentrated awesome.”
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CaptionsConfidence
“Weekend plans: sleep, snacks, repeat.”
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CaptionsWeekend
“Smile. It confuses people.”
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CaptionsSmile
“I came. I saw. I made it awkward.”
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CaptionsFunny
“Currently out of order. Please try again after tea.”
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CaptionsTea
“Too glam to give a hoot.”
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CaptionsConfidence
“Life happens. Snacks help.”
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CaptionsFood
“Plot twist: I actually did the laundry.”
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CaptionsChores
“Sarcasm loading. Please wait.”
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CaptionsSarcasm
“Kind of a big deal in my own living room.”
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CaptionsSelf Humour
“Allergic to Mondays.”
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CaptionsMondays
“Good vibes and bad jokes only.”
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CaptionsJokes
“Laughing at my own jokes since forever.”
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CaptionsLaughter
“If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll do it for you.”
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Self HumourFriendship
“A day without laughter is a day wasted. Luckily, I'm hilarious.”
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LaughterConfidence
“Keep calm and laugh at life.”
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