“And unquenchable laughter arose among the blessed gods.”
Homer

200 FAMOUS QUOTES · HUMOR
Read the best humor quotes on laughter, wit and seeing the funny side of life from Mark Twain, Chesterton, Shaw, Shakespeare, Lewis Carroll and more.
“And unquenchable laughter arose among the blessed gods.”
Homer
“Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.”
Jonathan Swift
“Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners.”
Lord Chesterfield
“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke.”
Herman Melville
“We're all mad here.”
Lewis Carroll
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”
J. M. Barrie
“If you want to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analysing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping; you'll get better results if you just watch him laugh.”
Fyodor Dostoevsky
“Laughter is an affection arising from the sudden transformation of a strained expectation into nothing.”
Immanuel Kant
“Sudden glory is the passion which maketh those grimaces called laughter.”
Thomas Hobbes
“Let not your laughter be loud, frequent, or unrestrained.”
Epictetus
“A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.”
Quintilian
“Humour may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.”
Stephen Leacock
“Wit, n. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Jesters do oft prove prophets.”
William Shakespeare
“If it were not laughed at, it would not be fit to be the Tao.”
Lao Tzu
“Fortune comes in by a merry gate.”
Japanese Proverb
“What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.”
Yiddish Proverb
“Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing.”
The Bible (Psalm 126:2)
“Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.”
The Bible (Ecclesiastes 7:3)
“As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.”
The Bible (Ecclesiastes 7:6)
“Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful; and the end of that mirth is heaviness.”
The Bible (Proverbs 14:13)
“Therefore Sarah laughed within herself.”
The Bible (Genesis 18:12)
“As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death, so is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport?”
The Bible (Proverbs 26:18-19)
“A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry.”
The Bible (Ecclesiastes 10:19)
“He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh.”
The Bible (Psalm 2:4)