Laziness Quotes

“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”

"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."

Jerome K. Jerome

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

Mark Twain

“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.”

Erma Bombeck

“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”

“I've been told that hard work never killed anyone, but I figure why take the chance?”

“I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”

Joan Rivers

“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.”

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

Bill Watterson