“I love my job. It's the work I'm not too fond of.”
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Humor Quotes
200 FAMOUS QUOTES · HUMOR
Humor Quotes
Read the best humor quotes on laughter, wit and seeing the funny side of life from Mark Twain, Chesterton, Shaw, Shakespeare, Lewis Carroll and more.
“This meeting could have been an email, and that email could have been a thumbs-up.”
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MeetingsOffice Life
“My favourite time of the workday is the five minutes before lunch.”
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LunchWork
“Coffee: because adulting at work requires a little extra help.”
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CoffeeWork
“My boss says I need to think outside the box. I'm still trying to find the box.”
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BossOffice Life
“Working from home means my coworkers are a cat, a fridge and a very comfortable sofa.”
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Work From HomeFunny
“I'm not ignoring your email. I'm just giving it time to mature.”
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EmailsProcrastination
“The two happiest words at work are "meeting cancelled."
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MeetingsShort Quotes
“Every office has one printer that only works when the IT person is standing next to it.”
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Office LifeTechnology
“Friday afternoon productivity is a myth, like unicorns and quiet open-plan offices.”
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FridaysOffice Life
“My job title says "manager," but most days I just manage to find my keys.”
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WorkSelf Humour
“Salary day feels like a festival. The next morning feels like a fast.”
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MoneyWork
“Parenting is mostly asking, "Who did this?" and getting the answer, "Not me."
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ParentingKids
“My mother can find anything in the house, except my side of an argument.”
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MotherFamily Life
“Dads don't need GPS. They have a "shortcut" that adds forty minutes to every trip.”
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DadTravel
“Siblings: the people who fight with you all day and defend you from everyone else.”
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SiblingsFamily
“Every family has an uncle who knows everything about cricket, politics and your career choices.”
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RelativesFamily Gatherings
“My kids think I'm a bank, a taxi and a chef. Unfortunately, none of these jobs pay.”
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ParentingFunny
“Grandparents spoil children so that parents remember who is really in charge.”
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GrandparentsFamily
“In our house, the TV remote has more power than any person.”
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Family LifeTelevision
“Mum's "five more minutes" and a child's "five more minutes" are two very different measurements of time.”
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MotherKids
“Family dinners are where everyone shares food, stories and opinions nobody asked for.”
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Family GatheringsFood
“The quietest moment in a home with children is always the most suspicious.”
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KidsParenting
“Dad jokes are not bad jokes. They're just jokes that have reached full maturity.”
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DadJokes
“Every relative at a wedding asks the same question: "When is your turn?"
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WeddingsRelatives