Dark Humour Quotes

“I think if they put a laugh track on "Intervention," it would be funny.”

“The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.”

“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”

“I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realise I'm listening to it.”