Zach Galifianakis Quotes

“My forte is awkwardness.”

“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”

“It's not good for comedy to be like, "Thanks for liking me." Being popular is poison.”

“I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.”

“Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.”

“When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.”

“I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes.”

“American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.”

“I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.”

“My real last name is Galifianakisburg.”

“I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.”

“Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.”

“I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.”

“As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.”

“I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.”

“I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.”

“I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.”

“Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.”

“I think if they put a laugh track on "Intervention," it would be funny.”

“I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.”

“I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.”

“I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.”