“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”Phyllis Diller
Housework Quotes
11 FAMOUS QUOTES · HOUSEWORK
Housework Quotes
Read 11 famous housework quotes from great authors, with links to more quote topics.
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing.”Phyllis Diller
“I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.”Phyllis Diller
“I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.”Phyllis Diller
“Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.”George Carlin
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"Phyllis Diller
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
Erma Bombeck
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
Joan Rivers
“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.”
Erma Bombeck
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”Phyllis Diller
“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
Joan Rivers