Self-Deprecation Quotes

"Even Karaoke needs higher standards than I can reach, so I have gone great lengths to avoid being bullied into it."

"I don't think anyone is hiring me because I look like Chris Hemsworth."

“I've always been that uncoordinated, lanky person who doesn't look smooth when they move.”

“I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.”

“Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.”

“I have one of the worst voices in the history of recorded time.”

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."