“My doctor told me to watch my diet, so now I watch it very carefully while eating samosas.”
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Medical Quotes
200 FAMOUS QUOTES · MEDICAL
Medical Quotes
Read the best medical quotes on doctors, nurses and the art of healing from Hippocrates, Avicenna, Sushruta, William Osler, Florence Nightingale and more.
“Doctors' handwriting is the world's oldest secret code.”
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“I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have every disease ever discovered.”
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“A doctor says "This won't hurt a bit" in the same tone teachers say "This will be easy."
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“Hospital food: proof that recovery requires sacrifice.”
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“Medical students don't sleep. They just close their eyes and recite bones.”
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“Nurses can find a vein in a dark room but never a free chair in the break room.”
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“My doctor told me to stop stressing. Now I'm stressed about not stressing.”
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“Waiting rooms are where patience goes to be tested.”
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“Grandma's home remedies have a 100% confidence rate.”
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“The scariest words in a clinic: "Hmm, that's interesting."
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“Doctors have two moods: very calm and very hungry.”
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“Taking medicine at the right time is the hardest exam I've ever faced.”
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“A pharmacist can read anything, including a doctor's handwriting. That's a superpower.”
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“My fitness tracker says I walked 10,000 steps. Most of them were to the fridge.”
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“Heal with heart.”
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Short QuotesHealing
“Care is the cure.”
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Short QuotesCare
“Patients first, always.”
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Short QuotesPatient Care
“Science with compassion.”
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Short QuotesCompassion
“Save lives, spread hope.”
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Short QuotesHope
“Listen, then heal.”
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Short QuotesListening
“Every life matters.”
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Short QuotesHumanity
“Kindness is medicine.”
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Short QuotesKindness
“Healing takes time.”
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Short QuotesPatience
“Health is wealth.”
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Short QuotesWealth