Divorce Quotes

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."

"I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend."

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."

“I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.”

“Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it "all the money," but they changed it to "alimony." It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.”

“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”