Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

"A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it."

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."

"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense."

"I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend."

"Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation."

"To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness."

"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."

"Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful."

"I've never been jealous. I've never had to be."

"I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane."

"What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining."

"I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me."

"I'm not a girl who sits home and knits, you know."

"I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa."

"I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous."

"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."

"I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service."

"A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it."

"I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect."

"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"

"Macho does not prove mucho."