Robin Williams Quotes

“Carpe per diem: seize the check.”

“If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?”

“Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.”

“I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.”

“Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it "all the money," but they changed it to "alimony." It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.”

“Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done?”

“You can start any "Monty Python" routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.”

“I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.”

“I have an idea for a movie called "The Walken Dead," which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.”

“I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.”

“My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. I use my arms, badly.”

“I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born.”

“I bought one of the first Nintendo systems, and we were playing "Legend of Zelda" at the time, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.”

“I've had a lot of people tell me they watched "Old Dogs" with their kids and had a good time.”

“Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean.”