Duck Soup Quotes

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

“Go, and never darken my towels again.”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.”

“Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”

“Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”