“Money talks. Mine just says goodbye.”
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Money Quotes
200 FAMOUS QUOTES · MONEY
Money Quotes
Read the best money quotes on wealth, saving and spending wisely from Seneca, Socrates, Thiruvalluvar, Chanakya, Bhartrihari and more, plus practical original money tips.
“I'm on a strict budget. I strictly spend everything.”
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“My bank balance and my diet have something in common: both disappear by the weekend.”
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“I saved some money last month. Then I saw a sale.”
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“Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy samosas, and that's close enough.”
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FunnyFood
“My savings plan: hope the ATM is feeling generous.”
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“I asked my wallet for advice. It said, "Stop."
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“Payday is the only day my bank account feels important.”
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“My money is like my socks: it disappears in mysterious ways.”
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“I'm not broke. I'm just pre-rich.”
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FunnyOptimism
“Free shipping is the most expensive phrase on the internet.”
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FunnyOnline Shopping
“Dad's favourite money advice: "Switch off the lights. Do you think electricity is free?"
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“Mom can stretch a hundred rupees further than any finance minister.”
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“I check my bank balance the way I check the weather: hoping for a sunny surprise.”
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FunnyBanking
“My financial goal: to have more money than month.”
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“Coffee from a café every day is the fastest way to turn savings into foam.”
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“Shopping is cheaper than therapy, until the credit card bill arrives.”
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“Kids think money grows in Dad's pocket and Mom's purse.”
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“My budget has three categories: needs, wants and "oops."
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“I'd buy that for a rupee, if I had a rupee left after the weekend.”
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“Save first, spend later.”
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Short QuotesSaving
“Earn it honestly.”
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Short QuotesHonesty
“Enough is a feast.”
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Short QuotesContentment
“Spend with purpose.”
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Short QuotesSpending
“Rich in heart.”
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Short QuotesTrue Wealth