Dogs Quotes

"Until you have a dog you don't know what could be eaten."

Mignon McLaughlin

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

Woodrow Wilson

"Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart."

Dorothy Hinshaw Patent

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."

Samuel Butler

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."

Mordecai Siegal

"Dogs eat. Cats dine."

Ann Taylor

"Who loves me will love my dog also."

Bernard of Clairvaux

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."

Edward Abbey

"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us."

Maurice Maeterlinck

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

Smiley Blanton

"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog."

Edward Hoagland

"A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one?"

Arthur Conan Doyle

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

Robert Benchley

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

Robert Benchley

"You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him."

W. Bruce Cameron

"There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog."

Konrad Lorenz

"Folks will know how large your soul is by the way you treat a dog."

Charles F. Doran

"Only my dogs will not betray me."

Maria Callas

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

Ogden Nash

"If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am."

Charles Yu

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."

Joe Weinstein

"A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart."

J. R. Ackerley

“My dogs are crazy. They're always getting into some kind of trouble... but then again, they're my most loyal friends.”

“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”

“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.”