Christmas Quotes

"I'm like everybody: I gain the Christmas 10 or so, and then I try to exercise more and dial it back." — Trisha Yearwood”

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"I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead." — Clarence Clemons”

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"On Christmas, my family and I see a movie and go out for Chinese food. We don't celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense, in that we do not actually celebrate Christmas." — Eden Sher”

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"Christmas in L.A. is weird. There's no snow. It's not even cold." — Ellie Goulding”

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"I used to sleep in the T-shirt I wore during the day and whatever ratty old gym shorts I could find on the floor. But one year for Christmas, someone gave me a very chic, comfortable pair of pajamas from Brooks Brothers, and I realized the error of my ways." — Derek Blasberg”

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"I love Christmas as much as the next person, but my brother is a whole different ball game. He's obsessed." — Carrie Hope Fletcher”

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"I used to have nightmares when I was a little kid that I woke up prematurely and opened all the Christmas presents. And then I would be so relieved when I woke up and I realized that I hadn't done it." — Claire Danes”

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"Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind of thing. It's like Las Vegas. I know this isnae really the Eiffel Tower and that isnae really the Statue of Liberty, but it's just a bit of fun." — Limmy”

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"No matter how excluded you have become from Christmas, it is a genuinely inclusive matter; frankly, you are conscripted into it." — Robert Rinder”

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"At every Christmas, I fail to remember the daughters' shoe sizes, and they are not growing, but grown. After ostensible hard thought about who needs what, I have failed to give good gifts; I have failed to receive good gifts." — Padgett Powell”

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"I did some bad stuff. I don't remember what in particular, but I did some bad stuff. So the morning of Christmas, I wake up and my brother is there, my sister, my mom, everyone's got gifts and I can't find my gifts. No gifts. They acted like Santa didn't' bring me anything because I wasn't good." — Rudy Gobert”

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"One of the weirdest things about Christmas in this country is that people love to watch 'EastEnders' when everyone's in floods of tears and there's a huge row. I don't know if watching it makes them feel better about their own day. Personally, I would rather try to be a bit more positive!" — Michael McIntyre”

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"For years, I had a Christmas ornament I had bought at a Cracker Barrel that read 'Deck Them Halls, Y'all.' It always tickled me." — Leslie Jordan”

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"I usually do quite well with presents, but the problem with Christmas is it's such a big build-up and such a big day that if someone tests you the year after, you've got no idea what you got." — Michael McIntyre”

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"If I'm ever stuck on the M25 - the 'Road to Hell' - I'll wind the window down and start singing, 'I'm driving home for Christmas' at people in cars alongside. They love it. It's like giving them a present." — Chris Rea”

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"Mummy weighed sweets and nuts so that everyone would get exactly the same amount. During the year, everything is measured roughly, but at Christmas, it has to be absolutely fair. That's why it's such a strenuous time." — Tove Jansson”

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"If I'm getting on an airplane or anywhere, really, I have a lunch box and stuff. It's a running joke with my friends and family - everyone gives me lunch boxes for Christmas." — Nikki Reed”

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"I feel like I've got a pretty relatively extensive Christmas sweatshirt collection." — Kyle Mooney”

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"This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas?" — R. D. Ronald”

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"On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind." — David Sedaris”

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"There are always Uncles at Christmas." — Dylan Thomas”

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"Christmas gone now, a mere unlovely, unsettling shadow on the bathroom scales and the credit-card statement." — James Hawes”

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"My toxic trait is I love watching Christmas movies in July." — Niedria D. Kenny”

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"Carpe Christmas!" — Suzanne Schwalb”

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"I knew it was time to shave off the beard and start an exercise regimen when I was asked to play Santa at a Christmas party!" — James Hauenstein”

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