"People have their special room for Christmas. One year my mum left her present on the arm of the sofa and it was still there the following Christmas!" — Michael McIntyre”
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Christmas Quotes
500 FAMOUS QUOTES · CHRISTMAS
Christmas Quotes
Discover 500 Christmas quotes from famous authors, leaders and stars, with inspiring, funny, family and faith sayings to share in cards and holiday posts.
"I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down." — Mo Rocca”
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"Godot is whatever it is in life that you are waiting for: 'I'm waiting to win the lottery. I'm waiting to fall in love'. For me, as a child, it was Christmas. At least that eventually came." — Ian Mckellen”
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"Nothing is as peaceful as when Christmas is over, when one has been forgiven for everything and can be normal again." — Tove Jansson”
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"It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea." — Dylan Thomas”
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"There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely." — Miranda Hart”
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"Let's name the five seasons. Spring, summer, autumn, winter, and Christmas." — Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu”
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"Yep, Christmas is around the corner. And what better way to celebrate a religious holiday than with a month of frenzied consumerism." — Bill Watterson”
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"If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!" — Charles Dickens”
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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." — Johnny Carson”
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"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." — Bernard Manning”
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"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." — Phyllis Diller”
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"Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!" — Phyllis McGinley”
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"Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." — Frances Wright”
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"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." — Victor Borge”
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"Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." — Ellen DeGeneres”
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"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." — Garrison Keillor”
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"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?" — Gilbert K. Chesterton”
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"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." — Dave Barry”
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"The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school." — Alice Cooper”
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"There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh." — Kristen Wiig”
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"Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left." — John Waters”
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"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit." — Kin Hubbard”
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"The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'" — Jensen Ackles”
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"There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas." — Robert Staughton Lynd”
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