500 FAMOUS QUOTES · CHRISTMAS
Discover 500 Christmas quotes from famous authors, leaders and stars, with inspiring, funny, family and faith sayings to share in cards and holiday posts.
"Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type who's impossible to buy for, so they have to get what you want." — John Waters”
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"The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted." — Olivia Williams”
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"My parents still treat Christmas like I'm thirteen years old." — Mike Shinoda”
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"I got given a pair of Christmas socks with penguins on. They know you're obviously not going to wear them. I think they do it just to annoy you, to be honest." — Jamie Vardy”
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"Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in." — Marcelene Cox”
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"The coolest Christmas present I've ever received is probably socks. My grandma always gets me socks - every year - and that's something that I've probably never bought for myself. If Christmas wasn't around and my grandma didn't get me socks, I wouldn't own any, probably." — Luke Combs”
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"I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to call it a Christmas party. But let's just say I put a lot of Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good." — Bill Murray”
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"I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing." — Jamie Foxx”
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"Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive." — Stephen Fry”
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"I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd." — Peter Dinklage”
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"Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it's usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A flashlight by any other name is still a torch. My personal favourite is 'fairy lights,' which we boringly refer to as 'Christmas lights.'" — Sloane Crosley”
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"I hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself." — Rupert Penry-Jones”
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"My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work, and it all becomes very tearful and pressurised." — Peter Capaldi”
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"My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass." — Jimmy Fallon”
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"I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have Christmas every day!" — Adriana Lima”
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"I realised that you could easily turn any room into a cinema with a projector, so I went on and on at my parents for one. They eventually got me a projector for Christmas when I was ten, and I realised I'd made a ridiculous mistake - I'd forgotten to say 'movie' projector; I got a still one." — Kevin Brownlow”
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"I like day-after-Christmas omelets, day-after Christmas pizzas... Or you take croissant rolls, put gravy on top, turkey, mashed potatoes, cheese, more gravy. That sounds good!" — Eric Stonestreet”
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"Real men don't know what they want for Christmas. Despite the fact I'm deeply disappointed every Christmas. I pride myself on not wanting anything. Children want things, women want things, dogs and cats want things, but men don't." — Sean Lock”
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"I find the time between Christmas and New Year really difficult. You don't know whether you're supposed to be in pyjamas, eating mince pies or on some detox diet. You're all over the place." — Frankie Bridge”
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"My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in." — Les Dawson”
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"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it." — Katharine Whitehorn”
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"The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year." — Johnny Vegas”
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"The earliest you can play Christmas music is on Thanksgiving." — Tinashe”
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"At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special." — Kevin Richardson”
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"I love snow; I love building snowman. The only thing I don't like is the cold - so if we could have a hot Christmas, that would be amazing." — Ella Henderson”
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