“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”Yogi Berra
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American - Baseball Player & Manager|May 12, 1925 - September 22, 2015

50 FAMOUS QUOTES · BASEBALL PLAYER & MANAGER
Read 45 of the funniest Yogi Berra quotes and Yogi-isms, from "It ain't over till it's over" to "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”Yogi Berra
“I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”Yogi Berra
“He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.”Yogi Berra
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”Yogi Berra
“It ain't the heat, it's the humility.”Yogi Berra
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”Yogi Berra
“Pair up in threes.”Yogi Berra
“There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.”Yogi Berra
“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”Yogi Berra
“In baseball, you don't know nothing.”Yogi Berra
“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”Yogi Berra
“So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.”Yogi Berra
“I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.”Yogi Berra
“You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.”Yogi Berra
“I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.”Yogi Berra
“I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.”Yogi Berra
“I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.”Yogi Berra
“I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.”Yogi Berra
“I guess I've got a smart wife.”Yogi Berra
“It's fun; baseball's fun.”Yogi Berra