Witty Quotes

“It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.”

“The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.”

“Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.”

“In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.”

“Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity.”

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

“When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.”

“The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer.”

“Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.”