Texas Quotes

“Good thing we've still got politics in Texas: finest form of free entertainment ever invented.”

“I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults.”

“Here's the deal on Texas. It's big. So big, there's about five distinct and different places here, separated from one another geologically, topographically, botanically, ethnically, culturally, and climatically.”

“Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is the place least likely to become a replica of everyplace else. It's authentically awful, comic, and weirdly charming, all at the same time.”

“Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits. It goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced.”