Adam Sandler Quotes

“I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.”

“My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat.”

“My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.”

“Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.”

“In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.”

“I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.”

“My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.”

“I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured.”

“My father wasn't perfect. But the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.”

“I never had a speech from my father, "this is what you must do or shouldn't do," but I just learned to be led by example.”

“My comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.”

“Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.”

“When you're around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you're supposed to lead. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.”

“With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.”

“I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.”

“Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.”

“I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, "All right! Get out of the room."

“I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.”

“When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.”

“I've always wanted to do a family movie.”

“This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He is his family's hero.”

“In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.”

“I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.”

“I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best pliés, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.”

“It's nice when little teams win.”