Famous A. Whitney Brown Quotes: A. Whitney Brown is an American writer and comedian known for his sharp wit and satirical humor. His words inspire critical thinking and laughter, encouraging people to question society, find humor in everyday life, and view the world with a clever and thoughtful perspective.
“The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.” – A. Whitney Brown
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
“I’m not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn’t exist? That’s way too convoluted for me.” – A. Whitney Brown
“I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.” – A. Whitney Brown
“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.” – A. Whitney Brown
“That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.” – A. Whitney Brown
“A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.” – A. Whitney Brown
“Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don’t see Japanese with cameras.” – A. Whitney Brown